Guantanamo Loses Five-Star Rating

She's Baaaackkkkk!.............T
"If you still have any doubts about whether closing Guantanamo is the right thing to do, Jimmy Carter recently cleared that up by demanding that it be closed. With any luck, he'll try to effect another one of those daring 'rescue' attempts. Here's a foolproof method for keeping America safe: Always do the exact 180-degree opposite of whatever Jimmy Carter says, as quickly as possible. (Instead of Guantanamo, how about we close down the Carter Center?) "