"Ich Bin Ein Beginner!"

JFK: "I am a Berliner", which is hillbilly code for ‘I feel your pain.’ Result: left tens of millions suffering behind the iron curtain, because he presented no credible threat to the Soviet Union.

Ronald Reagan: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!" Result: soon the wall fell as tens of millions of people began to enjoy the fruits of liberty.

B. Insane Osama: “I want to see a change in the wall, change is everything.” Result: nothing, as he tries to gain the presidency simply by looking like JFK...T