Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Prison Humor?

Sigh...there's more truth in humor (good humor, at least), than in all the pontificating of the Drive-by's combined. They should have included Governor "Hot Rod" Blago in this list though.

Hmm, wonder if that will become his new prison name?


SARAH PALIN: Before it got to the other side, I shot the chicken, cleaned and dressed it, and had chicken burgers for lunch.

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now and will remain against it.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

ps - thanks to Splugy for forwarding this!

1 Comment:

Susan Storm Smith said...

Very funny, but oh so true, but I would make one change on Al Gore, the need to defrock the chicken because of global warming and he might suffocate before getting across the road.